what did baby corn say to mummy corn???
someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny
Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD
plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back
plot twist: the person you like texts you first